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Jun. 11th, 2017

Summary: Sometimes you have to replace a bad memory with a better one. Especially if that bad memory was Dolores Umbridge in a pink negligee, hoping to get her hands on your bits. (Adult Hermione/Snape. Pure PWP with a side of humour.)

Rating: M

A/N - This is for Lilsherlockian1975, who said “Is there any way I can request a Snape Herm's story? If so, just PWP, around 4 years after graduation. Snarky hot sex with a happy ending?” I gave it my best shot.

( Owe It All to Umbridge )

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