darnedchild: (Default)
2017-06-11 05:45 pm

Owe It All to Umbridge

Summary: Sometimes you have to replace a bad memory with a better one. Especially if that bad memory was Dolores Umbridge in a pink negligee, hoping to get her hands on your bits. (Adult Hermione/Snape. Pure PWP with a side of humour.)

Rating: M

A/N - This is for Lilsherlockian1975, who said “Is there any way I can request a Snape Herm's story? If so, just PWP, around 4 years after graduation. Snarky hot sex with a happy ending?” I gave it my best shot.

Owe It All to Umbridge )
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2013-06-29 01:40 pm

The Legend of Soggy Bottom

Summary: Needing some time to regroup, Hermione travels to America to join a field crew observing the North American Sasquatch. She finds more than she bargained for.
Rating: PG 13 – for language
A/N: This is the 2010 SS/HG Exchange gift I wrote for hilaritasetlux. Hermione is burned out. She took one Master's too many, and now all she wants is to do something that doesn't require a lot of thought but does require time spent outdoors. She moves to America and gets a job monitoring the magical bigfoot population in the swamps of Louisiana. She is also surprised to discover that Severus Snape is the leader of the field crew. Lots of muddy, watery fun ensues as Hermione finds it unexpectedly hard to give up researching and unexpectedly easy to fall in love!

As always, I do not own Harry Potter or anything in the Harry Potter universe, I'm simply playing with them for a bit.

The Legend of Soggy Bottom )
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2013-06-29 01:14 pm

Neither the Laurel Nor the Rose - Part 2

Summary: The Malfoy family expects to receive the finest service possible, no matter what the task. When Draco seeks the affections of Hermione Granger, he enlists the aid of a careful wordsmith – one Severus Snape.
Rating: PG 13 – for language
A/N: This is the 2011 SS/HG Exchange gift I wrote for Devsgma. Original Prompt: Post-war. EWE. Hermione and Severus work together (Ministry, Hogwarts etc. - your choice). They have established a real friendship, but Severus' hard achieved emotional balance is disturbed when one day Draco shows up and asks him for advice on writing a love letter to Hermione.

As always, I do not own Harry Potter or anything in the Harry Potter universe, I'm simply playing with them for a bit.

Neither the Laurel Nor the Rose - Part Two )

Part 1
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2013-06-29 01:08 pm

Neither the Laurel Nor the Rose - Part 1

Summary: The Malfoy family expects to receive the finest service possible, no matter what the task. When Draco seeks the affections of Hermione Granger, he enlists the aid of a careful wordsmith – one Severus Snape.
Rating: PG 13 – for language
A/N: This is the 2011 SS/HG Exchange gift I wrote for Devsgma. Original Prompt: Post-war. EWE. Hermione and Severus work together (Ministry, Hogwarts etc. - your choice). They have established a real friendship, but Severus' hard achieved emotional balance is disturbed when one day Draco shows up and asks him for advice on writing a love letter to Hermione.

I want to thank Lariope for agreeing to beta my work and Beck and Devsgma for offering encouragement and advice every time I need it.

Neither the Laurel Nor the Rose - Part One )

Part 2
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2011-01-01 08:03 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 33

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.
Thank you, Lariope, for taking time away from your own projects to beta for us. We really do appreciate it.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 33 )

Part 1
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2011-01-01 08:00 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 32

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.
Thank you, Lariope, for taking time away from your own projects to beta for us. We really do appreciate it.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 32 )

Part 1 / Part 33
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2011-01-01 07:52 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 31

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.
Thank you, Lariope, for taking time away from your own projects to beta for us. We really do appreciate it.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 31 )

Part 1 / Part 32
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2011-01-01 07:41 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 30

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 30 )

Part 1 / Part 31
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2011-01-01 07:38 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 29

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 29 )

Part 1 / Part 30
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2011-01-01 07:34 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 28

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 28 )

Part 1 / Part 29
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2010-12-29 05:31 pm

An Unexpected View

Summary: A bit of fluff inspired by the prompt "A Muggle photograph, a pair of spectacles, and a map of wizarding Paris" - Hermione sees Severus in a new light. Written for Celebrate-SSHG.
Rating: G
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings. Story banner by Christev.20.

An Unexpected View )
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2010-01-28 02:44 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 27

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 27 )

Part 1 / Part 28
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2010-01-28 02:43 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 26

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 26 )

Part 1 / Part 27
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2010-01-28 02:42 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 25

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 25 )

Part 1 / Part 26
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2010-01-28 02:41 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 24

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 24 )

Part 1 / Part 25
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2010-01-28 02:40 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 23

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 23 )

Part 1 / Part 24
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2010-01-28 02:33 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 22

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 22 )

Part 1 / Part 23
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2009-05-06 04:17 pm

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road - Part 21

Summary: Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathy Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU. This fic is a collaborative effort and was originally born from an aborted RP that never quite made it off the ground.
Rating: PG13 (possible R)
A/N - Anything you recognize, I don't own. The Harry Potter-verse belongs to J.K. Rowlings.

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road


Part 21 )

Part 1 / Part 22
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2009-05-06 02:10 am

At the Edge of the World - Part 3

Summary: They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Hermione's always been a smart woman; can she figure it what she's about to lose before it is too late?
Rating: PG
A/N -Originally posted here, At the Edge of the World was gift for [livejournal.com profile] scatteredlogic from the Winter 2008 [livejournal.com profile] sshg_exchange. Original Prompt: Hermione has been working with Snape for a few years (author's choice of profession) and realizes that she's falling for him. Before she decides what to do about it, he begins dating someone else (again, author's choice). Hermione has to take action before she loses her chance. How she does it, and how he reacts is up to the author.

The Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowlings, I don't own any of it. "Edge of the World" is the title of a song by the band Runrig, written about the St Kilda archipelago in Scotland, and I have shamelessly appropriated it for my fic.


At the Edge of the World - Part Three )

Part 1
darnedchild: (Pen of DC)
2009-05-06 02:09 am

At the Edge of the World - Part 2

Summary: They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Hermione's always been a smart woman; can she figure it what she's about to lose before it is too late?
Rating: PG
A/N -Originally posted here, At the Edge of the World was gift for [livejournal.com profile] scatteredlogic from the Winter 2008 [livejournal.com profile] sshg_exchange. Original Prompt: Hermione has been working with Snape for a few years (author's choice of profession) and realizes that she's falling for him. Before she decides what to do about it, he begins dating someone else (again, author's choice). Hermione has to take action before she loses her chance. How she does it, and how he reacts is up to the author.

The Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowlings, I don't own any of it. "Edge of the World" is the title of a song by the band Runrig, written about the St Kilda archipelago in Scotland, and I have shamelessly appropriated it for my fic.


At the Edge of the World - Part Two )

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